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Leffel and me together again

My friend Ann is hilarious.

Ann is my friend-- now mother of two sons whose standard answer to "what do you do?" is: "laundry". But she is selling herself short as an amazing person who breezed through Organic Chemistry in college while simultaneously knitting and sewing and being generally productive, and later earning a Masters in Environmental Engineering. Luckily for us, She also has a tongue as sharp as Lara Flynn Boyle's elbows (analogy provided by J.Curts Leffel II). Case in point: loudly commenting on hairy assholes that resemble female genitalia during dinner at a local restaurant. Mouths were agape. Some customers left. I'm glad her children weren't there, though that probably wouldn't have stopped her. She cannot be stopped. Thank you Ann!

Friends in high places

We have spent the last few days living the life in colorado visitng jessica's friends from u of m. Our dinner conversation may or may not have offended the Denver diners at the next table. As the night went on we earned our keep by telling stories of dominatrix new years parties and s&m street fairs. All the animal sex around here has made for some memorable dreams.

Touch my Wiener dog

We learned a lot from Arches National Park. Mainly that your primary hydration fluid should not be iced coffee when hiking through the desert. Personally, I just think we needed more iced coffee. Another lesson had to do with geology and dinosaurs, but only Margot was paying attention. I think there was something about how the dinosaurs slowly nibbled away at the red rocks until they formed these really cool shapes. After Margot's near desert death experience I hiked to see another arch. There were many European tourists there as well. Did you know that some European women wear purple lacey bras, mini skirts and mascara while hiking? It's true. I love exotic cultures.

Now we are at Ann's house in Denver where red foxes walk up and down the sidewalk and all the animals are in heat. Margot and I watched two wiener dogs go at it for what seemed like hours. Squirrels are also doing the nasty. I wish David Attenborough were here to explain it all to us.

Salt lake

Dead bird

Winners

3 gossips

I miss my boyfriend photo